Michael Scott Daily

Agent Michael Scarn, FBI

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So I was in the office, and I look over to our accounting division and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing a jacket that I’ve never seen before and I call over to Kevin. ‘Kevin, is that a tweed jacket?’ and he looks at me and he says, ‘Michael, yes it is a tweed jacket” and I look back at him and I say, ‘I FEEL THE NEED…the need for tweed
Michael Scott

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In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one…where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don’t know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me, I’ll know for sure.

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Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

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